Last night I had a dream that three traveling dudes couchsurfed my house and wanted to do me a favor in exchange for letting them sleep there. So I said, "yeah! Can you model clothes for my fall collection?" so I put them in corsets and skirts and we took to the woods, but they couldn't grasp the concept of posing. They kept trying to look sexy and moving around while I was trying to take pictures. I ended up wasting a whole roll of film on them, but I had to pretend I loved the blurry pictures so they wouldn't be offended.

A couple nights ago I dreamt that I was at a barbeque and there was this really tall tree there. It had a palm tree trunk and the top looked like a cottonwood. Suddenly I noticed that there was smoke coming from the middle of the top and I reached for my phone to call 911, but before I could, the leaves burst into flames and then the trunk caught fire and burned from the top down really fast like a ciggarette. Then the grass undeneath where the tree had been was glowing with coals and three guys came over with hoses with sprinkler attachments and put it out.

And last week I dreamt that the government instated this program that made everyone in the world showcase a talent they had. If your talent or the way you presented it wasn't impressive enough, you were killed. They said that there was only enough room in the world for people who were contributing to it. The thing was though, that the judges were old white guys and totally racist and homophobic and a million other bad ways and all the contestants knew it. So if you were gay, your talent presentation had better be REALLY good if you wanted to live. It was broadcast internationally as 'the ultimate reality show'. The only acts I remember were some acrobats and then Woody Allen got up there and just showed clips from his movies, saying that he didn't feel the need to expain himself.